One of Father Christmas's elves has leaked the Tories' secret santa stocking wishlist. Now hfconwatch can reveal what the Tory cabinet in Hammersmith & Fulham wants for Christmas:
Cllr Stephen Greenhalgh: a borough of opportunity with free mince pies for all those earning over £250k a year
Cllr Nick Botterill: lots of higher fees and charges and a new train set
Cllr Mark Loveday: an airfix model of Hammersmith town centre complete with squashed strawberry and removable extensions
Cllr Frances Stainton: a pair of ice skates and a map of Shepherds Bush
Cllr Adronie Alford: old Mother Hubbard's shoes for a Crisis
Cllr Antony Lillis: more savings in the January sales
Cllr Greg Smith: DVDs of Z Cars, The Sweeney and The Bill
Cllr Paul Bristow: a pair of boxing gloves to use in the park and a shuttle bus to get there
And for Santa's helper, Cllr Harry Phibbs: a new pen to write more letters to the local press
2 comments:
Is this meant to be funny?
I think it is highly amusing and original. It is very good.
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