22 December 2007

What Tory Cabinet wants for Christmas

One of Father Christmas's elves has leaked the Tories' secret santa stocking wishlist. Now hfconwatch can reveal what the Tory cabinet in Hammersmith & Fulham wants for Christmas:

Cllr Stephen Greenhalgh: a borough of opportunity with free mince pies for all those earning over £250k a year

Cllr Nick Botterill: lots of higher fees and charges and a new train set

Cllr Mark Loveday: an airfix model of Hammersmith town centre complete with squashed strawberry and removable extensions

Cllr Frances Stainton: a pair of ice skates and a map of Shepherds Bush

Cllr Adronie Alford: old Mother Hubbard's shoes for a Crisis

Cllr Antony Lillis: more savings in the January sales

Cllr Greg Smith: DVDs of Z Cars, The Sweeney and The Bill

Cllr Paul Bristow: a pair of boxing gloves to use in the park and a shuttle bus to get there

And for Santa's helper, Cllr Harry Phibbs: a new pen to write more letters to the local press


Anonymous said...

Is this meant to be funny?

hfconwatch said...

Ho ho ho!

ming said...

I think it is highly amusing and original. It is very good.