Shame about the weather for the polo. Still, anyone that wanted to see dumb beasts charging around a field cheered on by posh people should have been at Stamford Bridge recently to see the Tory councillors' football team.
The Tories were playing a team of council staff, and council leader Cllr Stephen Greenhalgh was rumoured to have been playing. No doubt H&F News will carry a North Korean style report about how the Glorious Leader vanquished the team made up of the proles and how he displayed his physical superiority by scoring a hat trick in each half.
Strangely there have been no reports of the final score. But what a vision: the Tory leader in football kit...which Chelsea player's gear did he borrow?